MEN IN "JORTS"

Urban dictionary defines "jorts" as: Jean shorts. Worn mostly by children and douchebags. Jorts are perhaps the easiest way to recognize people you will not like. If you wear jorts, you probably don't talk to girls.

A picture is worth 1,000 words...but this one may be worth 2,000.

CROCS

There is not a word in the English language that describes how much we hate them. Young, old, short, tall, fat or skinny, NOBODY should ever wear these; they are a deal breaker.

The only thing worse than CROCS is...CROCS & SOCKS!!!!!!!!